raeleelovesvrbr:

♥

infiniti-seb:

maythekersbewithyou:

evgenya3456:

Do you want it?

if these two would end up in one team

they would fuck so much shit up 

but not on the track since they wouldn’t even get in their cars and do their damn job

they would just play badminton all the time and troll christian by playing hide and seek around the paddock

nobody would be able to control them if they would let them unite

and reporters would end up in hospital after several suicide attempts because yes they hardly make kimi speak before he came to red bull

but now when he has seb around it’s not possible to make him make a serious statement of any kind since these two would be around each other  24/7 and constantly having private inside jokes  and chuckling and nOBODY WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

so eventually the team would try to part them by silly actions like booking rooms in different hotels for them, planning one man pr events and stuff but it will be no use either since seb and kimi wouldn’t give a fuck at all and flee from their hotels to meet at ridiculous times in parking lot and going to the nearest bars where kimi would teach his friend how to drink, how to be more relaxed and cool and seb would give kimi some good tips what pisses christian the most so they can have some fun when pranking him 

if they would go for 1-2 finish, you can bet your sweet ass that they would just not give a damn about guys screaming in their ears to calm the fuck down. they would overtake each other approximately 690 times per second and eventually crash before racing line

then they would get out of their cars laughing like psychopaths and gently patting each others back while calculating which way to start running since it would be highly possible that angry christian would turn up there any second squeezing his headphones’ wire in hands with intention to strangle his both finnish drivers

and they would be mistaken since no christian would appear behind the corner

no

there would be whole cavalry of adrian, helmut, all the engineers, staff, cooks, truck drivers, managers with whatever they managed to grab (red bull cans, hovers, screwdrivers, umbrellas) and angsty horner would lead them in the great battle of fucking vettel/raikkonen duo up

what would eventually make kimi and seb laugh even more while they would start running still with their helmets on

they would have pretty good chances to escape until heikki huovinen from the back wouldn’t push everyone out of his way and overtook them slowly reaching both red bull drivers in the front and making them stop to drink vitamin shakes from the bottles he was running with

and then joining them 

the unfamous finnish trio would have managed to get out safely but since kimi was leading

he kinda got lost and that’s why red bull racing employees would catch them and angrily handing them over their walking papers

WOW!!

kiss-the-apex:

“Shit, there’s Seb. Turn around turn around turn around.”

f1juice:

OMG

fuckyeahf1drivers:

Deal with it