A bird slammed into Mercedes driver Nico Rosberg’s helmet at 200km/h during Friday practice at the Bahrain Grand Prix. “I thought, Lord, what is that?” Rosberg said. “That was a violent impact, it knocked my head right back. The bird exploded on the helmet. But nothing happened.”
THE BIRD EXPLODED BUT NOTHING HAPPENED? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN.
Nothing happened = Nico (& car) is okay. They don’t care about the bird! :((
Sounds like a great idea. I’ll start sending mental notes to them right now! And if Seb wins tomorrow I swear I’ll start a Happey Abbey (why does that name make me giggle every time I write it down?) spam on Twitter.
Tehee, indeed! He usually goes for sexier ones, someone even claimed Abbey was quite ‘friendzoned’, but whatever. This is one’s much more energetic!
Yeah, I remember people complaining that Abbey isn’t a sexy name, so maybe the adjective doesn’t have to be either… Anyway, as long as Seb refuses to come up with an adjective I’m going to call her Happey Abbey :) It sounds positive.
A really un-Seb-like adjective, but I’m so happey now that Happey Abbey is fine with me! (Askdj lol more than fine, I’ve been waiting for weeks to use that ‘happey Abbey’ phrase but I haven’t had the chance!)